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'Rex Tillerson' explains firing on SNL

Patty Aguilar | 18 March, 2018, 20:53

She was interviewed during an Anderson Cooper 360 skit, when she was asked by Cooper (played by Alex Moffat) about the recent firing of Andrew McCabe from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Enter John Goodman as ousted Secretary of State Rex Tillerson.

Also talking to Cooper was a panting and recently exited Tillerson, a shamelessly exuberant Anthony Scaramucci (Bill Hader), and a scheming Michael Wolff (portrayed by SNL's veteran Fred Armisen).

Watch the clip below!

Next day you get fired by a man who used to sell steaks in the mail, ' said Goodman's Tillerson as he broke a glass in his hand.

When "Cooper" asks "Sessions" exactly why Federal Bureau of Investigation deputy director Andrew McCabe was axed Friday, McKinnon explains: "Mr. McCabe was in clear violation because of his. lack of candor ... oh I don't know, I can't even dance around, Trump made me do it!"

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"Look at me, I still got a job", says Kate McKinnon's goofy, lizard-tongued Jeff Sessions. "Call Jurassic Park, because the Rexy is loose!"

Cooper then asks Scaramucci who he thinks might be next to go from the Trump White House, to which he responds, "Jared Kushner's toast", before backing up and asking Cooper, "Hold on, you're not recording this right?" "Wait, is this being recorded?" he said, poking fun at Scaramucci's on-the-record rant to New Yorker's Ryan Lizza.

"My sources tell me it's down to two candidates: Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke", said Wolff, "or the President's favorite TV detective, Monk".

Laughing, he added: "Sorry".

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